Here Comes the Paw-parazzi!

Hey, it’s me Daisy, the world’s soon to be most famous Maltese, checking in with you, the readers of Immortal Divorce Court to let you know how my new found fame is affecting my life.  I know you are thinking that all the neighborhood dogs are jealous that they are not featured on a web site and I am.  You would be right.  I can’t even go outside to do my business without a canine fan walking by woofing at me for an autograph.

And, don’t get me started about the paw-parazzi.  You would think my cute self is a squeaky chew toy that they just won’t let go of.  If I catch another one of those pho-dog-raphers, sniffing around in my bushes while I am sniffing around in my bushes, I am going to sic the Family on them.  I know, I know, it sounds like I am yapping about first-dog problems.

The truth of the matter is that for the most part my life hasn’t changed much since I became a world-wide phenomenon.  I still get treats when I ask for them, yummy cheese with my allergy pills (though the Family could be a little quicker with said cheese), and the very best naps in the Family’s laundry.  Life is pretty good for me.

And, it turned out that I am not just the inspiration for Garlic, the vampire Maltese, in My Ex-Wife Said Go To Hell, but also a whole line of vampire Maltese, Got Garlic? themed clothing. I hear vampire Maltese themed clothing is going to be all the rage in Paris this year!  So, if you haven’t yet, check out Sirius Sinister Gear, the Immortal Divorce Court merchandise shop, and get in early on the good stuff.  But, I have to tell you that you may find the paw-parazzi trying to get a picture of you, because much like their affinity for bacon, they just can’t resist taking a picture of anyone sporting Got Garlic?, and Immortal Divorce Court clothing!