The Power of Paw-sitive Thinking

Dogs, especially a famous Maltese like me, are big proponents of the power of paw-sitive thinking.  That is why we are always so happy to see you when you come home from work, school, the store, or vacation.  We think you are the best thing ever.  That is why we don’t understand why humans can be so mean to each other.  I blame those opposable thumbs that you use for texting.  Humans would get along a lot better if they communicated like dogs, and sniffed each other’s butts rather than posted snippy comments, or texted, passive aggressively. Also, falling into the best thing ever category (shouldn’t that be dog-egory?) are bacon, cheese, bacon and cheese together, and treats.  I think that people have a more paw-sitive outlook on life when they keep it simple. Remember living your best life means lots of naps, tasty treats, spending quality time with the ones that you love, and reading about the adventures of Sirius Sinister and Garlic!
I want to thank all of the readers of Immortal Divorce Court for their amazing support, and great reviews.  As the alter-ego of Garlic, I especially appreciate all of the feedback on how amazing a character Garlic is in My Ex-Wife Said Go To Hell.  But, the truth of the matter is that I am not really the alter-ego of Garlic, though that is what the Family thinks.  I really do have a sonic bark.  Do you know I used to set off both the door chime, and the alarm with it? I am also doggone fast, and if I really wanted to catch those infernal bunnies in the backyard I could.  But, not only are they fluffy and admittedly cute, but do you know long it would take the Family to get the blood out of my white hair?  Well, that’s all for now, stay paw-sitive out there!