My Ex-Wife Said Go to Hell

Welcome to a world where mythological creatures mess up their relationships just like we do. With a forever ex, the drama never goes away!

Immortal vampire assassin Sirius Sinister learns this the hard way when he’s served divorce papers by Bloodsucker Number One—a shady woman from his past—he realizes there’s a major problem: he was never even married to her, or so he thought. Regardless of the truth, Sirius is put under the jurisdiction of Immortal Divorce Court.

Volume TWO:

A Sirius Education

Sirius Sinister has always been a bit of a know-it-all, but in order to save the world, he's going to need a serious education!

The Lady of the Underworld has cast Sirius Sinister out of her fiery realm and into the icy Himalayas to teach him a lesson in humility. Hades can be a real bitch, but self-doubt is even worse. It's here that Sirius and his vampire Maltese, Garlic, battle for their immortal lives against menacing wolves and crazed snow demons.

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May 29, 2021

The Nose Knows

May 29, 2021

I am happy to say that the Immortal Divorce Court world continues to expand with Volume One now available on audiobook, and Volume Three just published on May 7th…

May 29, 2021

Aug 18, 2020

Volume Two is For You!

Aug 18, 2020

I got so excited when I heard that Immortal Divorce Court: Volume Two – A Sirius Education is available for presale right now, and is coming out on October 7th. I very nearly forgot to bark incessantly at the Author as he way too slowly prepared my morning cheese ball/allergy pill. There are times when I wish I really was like Garlic, the vampire Maltese that I inspired, and who in my opinion is the real star of the Immortal Divorce Court series. I am a Maltese, and so I am a hypoallergenic dog. Thus, while I can cruise the perimeter of the house looking for supervillains, listening for strange supervillain created noises, and all and all protecting the Family, I cannot give any of the family, or their friends that have passed my security protocols, an allergic reaction. But…

Aug 18, 2020

Jun 22, 2020

Dog Dogma

Jun 22, 2020

When you are a cool canine like me, you have a lot of spare time to think about what is really important in this big world of ours. So, what do dogs value, and how can these beliefs help out our human friends? Dog life can quite simply be broken down into treats, companionship, and the sights and smells of outside.

Dogma Number One: Treats Make Everyone Happier.

Jun 22, 2020

“Immortal Divorce Court hooked me the moment I started reading it. The world building is amazing. I could feel every single line penned by the author coming to life right in front of my eyes. I would recommend this book to anyone who is nursing a broken heart and looking for a thrilling read which will make them laugh!”

— Shreya Vijay, Book Reviews for the Book Nerds

“The concept of the book is really amazing. I really like this vampire world concept. This is the one book that really makes you laugh, and you will tell your friends to make them laugh too. It’s an amazing read, and I would highly recommend this book to all the readers who really like high concept stories.”

— Bookish.u