The Nose Knows

I am happy to say that the Immortal Divorce Court world continues to expand with Volume One now available on audiobook, and Volume Three just published on May 7th.  Volume Three is titled Who Doesn’t Love a Wedding? I have never been to a wedding, but the humans really seem to enjoy posting about them on social media.

Do you know that dogs were the very first creatures in the world to come up with social media?  Yes, before there was Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok, there was the dog’s nose.  Every dog can just give a sniff to their surroundings and know who passed by, and who they were with.  Their nose also tells them if a dog they meet is a desirable partner to bark around with.  I bet humans wish they could do this!

  I am really enjoying my own social media experience.  I am going to be the most famous Maltese in the world.  And, I am wagering that Garlic, the vampire Maltese in Immortal Divorce Court, will be the most famous fictional dog ever.  Lassie, who? Air Bud, what?  I will take all the credit for that because I am a born star.  Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok – I am equally funny, sassy, or just plain adorable on whatever the Author posts.  What would social media for dogs be called?  Buttbook, Sniffgram, and BarkYap are my votes.  Hmm, maybe we dogs should just stick to sniffing everything, while continuing to bark at anybody, canine or otherwise, that we come into contact with.   Like I said, the nose knows all, and with it, I don’t even have to remember all those passwords, or worry about getting hacked.  Yep, it’s still a dog’s world!